He Ain't Dan Quayle That's Why

The liberal mainstream media don't harp on our sitting President when he makes gaffes. He'd wanted to be the President of a 57-United States. Instead, he got elected as president of these 50 states only. And recently, on 22 August, he misspelled "Ohio" while campaigning in that state. These glaring faux pas committed by one who had been the president of the prestigious Harvard Law Review and a learned Constitutional Law professor. The liberals shrugged off these embarrassments. Some even went as far as calling the real photo of Obama misspelling "Ohio" a digitized lie (cf. Washington Post's apology).

The staunch defense of this liberal's poster-child President boils down to this: Because Obama ain't Dan Quayle (who being white and conservative). He is the anointed one of the Democratic Party and its apparatchiks. This President is viscerating America, transforming and folding it into the morass of EU's democratic socialism. Worst yet, how does a full fledged People's Republic of the United States sound?

By the waters of the Potamac,
there we sat down and wept,
when we remembered the United States of America.