Tuesday, January 10, 2017
Thursday, November 10, 2016
This Democracy of Clouds in Full Hurricane
"These waves; this ebb and flow; this terrible go-and-come; this noise of every gust; these lights and shadows; these vegetations belonging to the gulf; this democracy of clouds in full hurricane; these eagles in the foam; these wonderful gatherings of stars reflected in one knows not what mysterious crowd by millions of luminous specks, heads confused with the innumerable; those grand errant lightnings which seem to watch; these huge sobs; these monsters glimpsed at; this roaring, disturbing these nights of darkness; these furies, these frenzies, these tempests, these rocks, these shipwrecks, these fleets crushing each other, these human thunders mixed with divine thunders, this blood in the abyss; then these graces, these sweetnesses, these fĂȘtes these gay white veils, these fishing-boats, these songs in the uproar, these splendid ports, this smoke of the earth, these towns in the horizon, this deep blue of water and sky, this useful sharpness, this bitterness which renders the universe wholesome, this rough salt without which all would putrefy, these angers and assuagings, this whole in one, this unexpected in the immutable, this vast marvel of monotony inexhaustibly varied, this level after that earthquake, these hells and these paradises of immensity eternally agitated, this infinite, this unfathomable,—all this can exist in one spirit..."
Victor Hugo
1864
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Thursday, December 05, 2013
The Obamacare A-Team
Is it a wonder my health insurance premium has gone up? Think of the bananas these Washington critters have to consume daily while they are managing Obamacare. Sibelius, not the composer, should be in the crowd somewhere. She is the Kongette. See if you can spot her. You think these apes are on a slippery slope? Not. All I hear them saying is, "Tough banana, bud. We are exempted from Obamacare!"
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Friday, November 01, 2013
Tuesday, October 29, 2013
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Tuesday, April 09, 2013
The Last Notable Reagan Era World Leader
Margaret Hilda Thatcher
Research Chemist
Lawyer
Prime Minister
Died on 8 April 2013, age 87
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Wednesday, March 27, 2013
Application Form To Become An Illegal Alien
FORMS ARE GOING FAST - SIGN UP TODAY!
Becoming Illegal
(Actual letter from an Oregon
resident sent to his Senator)
The Honorable Wyden
731 Hart Senate Office Building
Phone (202) 224 3254
Washington DC, 20510
Dear Senator Wyden,
As a native Oregonian and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.
My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for only three of the last five years. I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone figures it out.
Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay taxes every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me and my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005.
Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the local emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I have stopped paying premiums for medical insurance, my accountant figures I could save almost $10,000 a year.
Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter would receive preferential treatment relative to her law school applications, as well as "in-state" tuition rates for many colleges throughout the United States for my son.
Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the burden of renewing my driver's license and making those burdensome car insurance premiums. This is very important to me, given that I still have college age children driving my car.
If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would be most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance
Your Loyal Constituent, (hoping to reach "illegal alien" status rather than just a bonafide citizen of the USA )
Dale B. Rilyeu
Lebanon, Or
Get your Forms (NOW)!!
Call your Internal Revenue Service at 1-800-289-1040
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Tuesday, October 02, 2012
Wednesday, September 05, 2012
Harvard Law Review - Obama Born in Kenya
Statements of Fact:
A. The supposed Harvard Law told the truth that Obama was born in Kenya, Africa.
or
B. Obama told the truth that he was born in Hawaii, USA.
Either A or B is true. Both cannot be true.
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Saturday, September 01, 2012
Obama SUX
(SUX is the 3-letter airport code for Sioux City, Iowa)
1 September 2012
Notice the words "welcome to" are in much smaller print than "Obama SUX". A cleverly word juxtaposed double entendre by the Iowans who built this facility.
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Saturday, August 25, 2012
He Ain't Dan Quayle That's Why
The liberal mainstream media don't harp on our sitting President when he makes gaffes. He'd wanted to be the President of a 57-United States. Instead, he got elected as president of these 50 states only. And recently, on 22 August, he misspelled "Ohio" while campaigning in that state. These glaring faux pas committed by one who had been the president of the prestigious Harvard Law Review and a learned Constitutional Law professor. The liberals shrugged off these embarrassments. Some even went as far as calling the real photo of Obama misspelling "Ohio" a digitized lie (cf. Washington Post's apology).
The staunch defense of this liberal's poster-child President boils down to this: Because Obama ain't Dan Quayle (who being white and conservative). He is the anointed one of the Democratic Party and its apparatchiks. This President is viscerating America, transforming and folding it into the morass of EU's democratic socialism. Worst yet, how does a full fledged People's Republic of the United States sound?
By the waters of the Potamac,
there we sat down and wept,
when we remembered the United States of America.
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Monday, August 20, 2012
Memo to Mitt Romney
To: Mitt Romney
Subject: Releasing Your Tax Records
Date: 20 August 2012
If President Obama continues to insist on seeing your income tax records, do it on one condition. That is, if said president would also release his real and authentic US birth certificate.
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Wednesday, August 01, 2012
Vote for the American
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He Ain't Government Motors
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Wednesday, July 11, 2012
Sunday, July 08, 2012
An Obama Administration Hypocrisy
"Fathom the hypocrisy of a Government that requires every citizen to prove they are insured...but not everyone must prove they are a citizen to vote.” -- Ben Stein
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Tuesday, June 26, 2012
Obamanomics
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